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William Ruto, The Diminishing Political Brand In basic study of physics, it is very obvious that whatever goes up MUST come down. In April 2018 a month after the World celebrated handshake between President Uhuru and Raila Odinga, DP Ruto called a meeting of all Luo Nyanza elected leaders through Hon Ken Obura who was the key convener.  The political situation in Nyanza and other pro Baba regions at the time was very solemn; there was confusion on where Baba’s supporters were going. Ruto seized the opportunity and pounced, with the self-assuredness of being the next Commander In Chief. Obura had just lost his Parliamentary seat. He was furious. He thought this was the best moment to pay back against Raila and ODM. The aforementioned meeting happened at KICC and the attendance was very impressive. Ruto was so excited that he told the leaders on how he is going to take care of their interests now that Baba is obviously not going to contest for the Presidency again. He asked the leaders t

The Division of Labour in team AZIMIO LA UMOJA is Fantastic. Baba is away but back home; UHURU is holding Ruto's throat. Jubilee has given him the mandate to suffocate him kabisa. EUGENE is showing Weta the middle finger in Bungoma. OPARANYA is holding Mudavadi and OMONDI by their waist belts and kicking their buttocks properly in Western Kenya.  SIMBA ARATI is frogmarching Osoro and teaching him a lesson in Kisii. JOHO is tormenting Hassan Sarai Omar and Jicho Pesa, As Mishi Mboko administers strokes of the hippo whip on Aisha's kiuno kule Pwani. UKUR YATTAN, FARAM ALI and FATUMA GEDI are putting a masking tape on the Mouth of the logomaniac Aden Duale in North Eastern. KALONZO and NGILU are working tirelessly to ensure they send Muthama back to Mining gemstones.  GIDEON MOI is breaking the bank. He is ensuring that where there is a wheelbarrow in Rift valley, there is a better alternative. MURATHE, MUNYA and PETER KENNETH are ensuring the mountain is locked for A

( this is a person running for a gubernatorial position rehearsing his speech before meeting a crowd)   I truly have the interest of Hakunama Matata at heart. Back in the bible God choose a woman that his son Jesus Christ could be born through as a human being to save sinners .The mission was successful because Christ died on the cross for our sins. I chose Mama Sifa a phenomenal woman as my running mate because she is blessed than the virgin mary. This is sign of a successful government that will promote, equality, transparency, equitable, honest and accountability. Women {pausing} leadership has come to our door step we have to grab the opportunity by electing us, and you will never regret. {Citizens applauding}Thank you and May God bless Hakuna Matata state.     we have suffered extremely in this state under poor leadership. And the mirror is currently broken.  Punda amechoka .No one can repair it like we can do due to our competent skills, knowledge and experience. Elect us and we