THE POLITRICKS IN OUR SOCIETY

(this is a person running for a gubernatorial position rehearsing his speech before meeting a crowd) 

I truly have the interest of Hakunama Matata at heart. Back in the bible God choose a woman that his son Jesus Christ could be born through as a human being to save sinners .The mission was successful because Christ died on the cross for our sins. I chose Mama Sifa a phenomenal woman as my running mate because she is blessed than the virgin mary.

This is sign of a successful government that will promote, equality, transparency, equitable, honest and accountability. Women {pausing} leadership has come to our door step we have to grab the opportunity by electing us, and you will never regret. {Citizens applauding}Thank you and May God bless Hakuna Matata state. 

 

 we have suffered extremely in this state under poor leadership. And the mirror is currently broken. 

Punda amechoka .No one can repair it like we can do due to our competent skills, knowledge and experience. Elect us and we promise to repair the broken mirror using the best technology ever and modernize it .You will see your reflection in our town mpaka ndani, ndani, ndani ya village .Safety of that mirror is our main priority. When repaired it will create employment both indirect and direct. It modernity will reflect a free maternal healthcare wing for our women to deliver safely health children. Also the broken side of cancer will be repaired by putting a city scan piece not to lose it shape. People will be in flying from U.K. to see their reflection. 

Let’s restore the image of Hakuna Matata. Let's make it great again by repairing the mirror paradox. Elect visionary leaders like us who are not academic orphans and have the capacity to make this state paradise on earth. Thank you, be blessed. 

 

After election all the promises fade away and mama Sifa is also disposed. 

 

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By Oloo Owino