THE AZIMIO LA UMOJA GAME PLAN

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The Division of Labour in team AZIMIO LA UMOJA is Fantastic. Baba is away but back home;

UHURU is holding Ruto's throat. Jubilee has given him the mandate to suffocate him kabisa.

EUGENE is showing Weta the middle finger in Bungoma.

OPARANYA is holding Mudavadi and OMONDI by their waist belts and kicking their buttocks properly in Western Kenya. 

SIMBA ARATI is frogmarching Osoro and teaching him a lesson in Kisii.

JOHO is tormenting Hassan Sarai Omar and Jicho Pesa, As Mishi Mboko administers strokes of the hippo whip on Aisha's kiuno kule Pwani.

UKUR YATTAN, FARAM ALI and FATUMA GEDI are putting a masking tape on the Mouth of the logomaniac Aden Duale in North Eastern.

KALONZO and NGILU are working tirelessly to ensure they send Muthama back to Mining gemstones. 

GIDEON MOI is breaking the bank. He is ensuring that where there is a wheelbarrow in Rift valley, there is a better alternative.

MURATHE, MUNYA and PETER KENNETH are ensuring the mountain is locked for AZIMIO LA UMOJA. 

PAPA FRANCIS LUMASAYI ATWOLI is left holding Kimwarer by his tinny balls and squeezing them kama Saitan.

TUMEWAKAMATIA CHINI.

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